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LS Mark's Catching Up Review (SPOILERS)

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 (SPOILERS) (GO FUCKING WATCH HIS CARTOON ON AN INCOGNITO TAB) Oh boy cartoon critics making anything critics making anything There are people that follow their dreams and try to make the cartoon they'd like to see in their minds like with Monkey Wrench, Eric from Tornada, and even Helluva Boss to an extant and then they're people that can only rip shit apart and feel as if they have no choice but to rip shit apart instead of making shit because easier so to speak those are the people that in my opinion, make some of the worst independent work on the planet especially if it doesn't land You got Doug Walker making his crummy Demo Reel show  Then you had The Insidious Mr Enter and his equally shitty Growing Around series  followed by DaftPina's Saturday's Off cartoon These series were all failures and despite some of them not coming to fruition, this goes to show that you'll have to make something equal to your gross entitlement on what a series should be if you w...

Primos Episode 1 LEAK review (SPOILERS)

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 (SPOILERS, DON'T LOOK AT THIS REVIEW IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE LEAK FIRST EPISODE OF PRIMOS) (GET OFF OF THIS WEBPAGE NOW!!!) Oh boy where do I even begin When this mediocre dribble was announced, it angered so many Latin American communities Mexicans hated it Puerto Ricans detested it Cubans loathed it Guatemalans wanted it dead Brazilians got furious and come to think of it Nobody liked it, not even honkies I have my reservations, though too be honest a lot of the problems just stemmed from "I don't relate to this personalized experience" and "I don't know if they have an ace up their sleeves or what" My only gripes is that they have the city be named "Terremoto Heights" and that Tater is kind of a bitch at times Flashforward to know where I heard that the city will be renamed amongst Cookita will become Lucita as they're taking criticism but Myrna Velasco isn't yeah, newsflash internet, Myrna Velasco didn't create The Primo...

Mr Birchum episode 1 review (SPOILERS)

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Review 2 (SPOILER ALERT) (DON'T TAKE MY WORD AS THE WORDS OF THE LORD, WATCH THE SHOW YOURSELF) Wow Ben Shapiro and Adam Carolla make an adult tv show They try to make Family Guy but for the "Anti-Woke" idiots Just another symptom of hacks trying too hard to make the next big Family Guy, Simpsons, or King of the Hill but failing to realize why those 3 became iconic in the first place The Simpsons became famous because it showcased a family dynamic that wasn't seen on TV at the time Family Guy became famous not just because The Simpsons were losing relevance and the same spunk that made the first 11 seasons good, but because of it's ridiculous and madcap humor that took advantage of the family sitcom being a cartoon King of the Hill became famous because it was a very down to earth cartoon that made the traditionalist father more of a real person rather than a stereotype I could be wrong on those assessments so don't quote me on that, but Mr. Birchum could'...

The Ren and Stimpy Reboot Leak Review (SPOILERS)

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 Review 1 Folks, I'm not gonna lie This is gonna be a hard pill for me to stomach Hell, writing his review makes me feel like I'm Lenny Baxter from the Powerpuff Girls or even worse, Mr Enter But I'm just gonna say for the record that I'm not trying to dog on anyone that doesn't deserve it especially not the artists But I love Ren and Stimpy My love for Ren and Stimpy amongst shows like it lift me up when I'm about to kill myself. Ren and Stimpy is a phenomenal show despite it's shitty creator, and has influenced almost every show on the planet when it came out; and when shows that try to detract and mimic it's whimsy like Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Bonkers, Shnookums and Meat, and Eek the Cat came on, they were faded into obscurity (although sweaty 90's kids in their mother's basements keep bringing them up). To me, Ren and Stimpy defined the 90's, not some "fakey and zany, animaney" bullcrap. Animaniacs was just doing what Tiny Toons...

John K"s 2023 art

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Wow How the mighty have fallen although some would say after the 1990's he's fallen But wowee have they fallen so hard that they can't even make good drawings anymore Personally I think he's degraded after the end of The Ripping Friends, but none other than John "rapes girls and threatens employees for his own unprofessionalism" Kricfalusi is the only artist I know where I can say for sure that he's lost his ability to draw You could've said that about Butch Hartman but I would say his early 90's crap wasn't the best either and still showed problems persisting in his later work But I digress, to show you what I mean I present to you the cow bear drawing good ol Raymond Spum did in our previous lord and savior 2023  God is this horrid to look at. It's like if someone AI generated Yogi Bear as a cowboy and decided "hey, this is what real design and cartoons look like". If he tried to make a new cartoon again (which won't happen)...