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Fixed Review (SPOLIERS) Plus A rant about people who hate Genndy's Fixed and the backwards mindset people have about the visual medium

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  (SPOILER ALERT, MAY CONTAIN STUFF THAT'S NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART) (DON'T LOOK YOU PUSSY) Anyway, I guess before I review Fixed since it finally came out now, I gotta give you guys a disclosure about this blogpost I kind of wrote this earlier as a rant piece on how the animation community is full of hive-minded parroting missionary pansies who all think the same way and shun anyone who thinks or laughs at anything different than what's in their comfort zone, but time has passed and it finally came out so I now have a obligation to review this movie So I'll warn you well in advance that you're gonna see me rant about humor before you hear my thoughts on Fixed and to that I say, You don't have to find raunchy humor, dogs having sex, or even dog balls funny, but you can't just act like anyone who thinks otherwise is inferior to you And please, if you're gonna have an opinion about this movie, try to watch it, and to it's entirety, I don't care h...
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LS Mark's Catching Up Review (SPOILERS)

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 (SPOILERS) (GO FUCKING WATCH HIS CARTOON ON AN INCOGNITO TAB) Oh boy cartoon critics making anything critics making anything There are people that follow their dreams and try to make the cartoon they'd like to see in their minds like with Monkey Wrench, Eric from Tornada, and even Helluva Boss to an extant and then they're people that can only rip shit apart and feel as if they have no choice but to rip shit apart instead of making shit because easier so to speak those are the people that in my opinion, make some of the worst independent work on the planet especially if it doesn't land You got Doug Walker making his crummy Demo Reel show  Then you had The Insidious Mr Enter and his equally shitty Growing Around series  followed by DaftPina's Saturday's Off cartoon These series were all failures and despite some of them not coming to fruition, this goes to show that you'll have to make something equal to your gross entitlement on what a series should be if you w...
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Primos Episode 1 LEAK review (SPOILERS)

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 (SPOILERS, DON'T LOOK AT THIS REVIEW IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE LEAK FIRST EPISODE OF PRIMOS) (GET OFF OF THIS WEBPAGE NOW!!!) Oh boy where do I even begin When this mediocre dribble was announced, it angered so many Latin American communities Mexicans hated it Puerto Ricans detested it Cubans loathed it Guatemalans wanted it dead Brazilians got furious and come to think of it Nobody liked it, not even honkies I have my reservations, though too be honest a lot of the problems just stemmed from "I don't relate to this personalized experience" and "I don't know if they have an ace up their sleeves or what" My only gripes is that they have the city be named "Terremoto Heights" and that Tater is kind of a bitch at times Flashforward to know where I heard that the city will be renamed amongst Cookita will become Lucita as they're taking criticism but Myrna Velasco isn't yeah, newsflash internet, Myrna Velasco didn't create The Primo...
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